Look, I’m not some YouTube sensation with millions of subscribers. I’m just a regular person who decided to dive headfirst into the wild world of content creation. But I’ve learned a thing or two along the way, and I thought, “Why not share this stuff?”
So here we go, my utterly non-expert guide to starting a YouTube channel that doesn’t completely suck.
1. Find Your Niche (Or: What the Hell Am I Even Doing?)
First things first, you gotta figure out what you’re all about. And I mean really figure it out. The good, the bad, and the “oh god, why did I think this was a good idea?” Here’s how I fumbled through it:
- Soul-Searching: I spent way too much time staring at the ceiling, wondering what I’m passionate about. Turns out, it’s complaining about bad movies. Who knew?
- Market Research: I watched a ton of YouTube videos. For science, of course. Not because I was procrastinating or anything.
- Asking Friends: I annoyed everyone I know by constantly asking, “What do you think I’m good at?” Pro tip: Buy them coffee first.
2. Gear Up (Without Breaking the Bank)
You don’t need fancy equipment to start. Seriously. Your smartphone is probably good enough. But if you want to step it up a notch:
- Camera: I started with my phone, then “upgraded” to a second-hand DSLR. Still figuring out all the buttons.
- Microphone: Got a decent USB mic. Now my voice sounds slightly less like a dying cat.
- Lighting: Bought a ring light. Now I look like an alien, but at least you can see me.
3. Plan Your Content (Or: Stare at a Blank Page and Panic)
Content is king, they say. But coming up with ideas? That’s the real challenge. Here’s my highly scientific approach:
- Brainstorming: I write down every idea, no matter how stupid. Trust me, they’re mostly stupid.
- Content Calendar: I try to plan my videos in advance. Usually, I end up changing everything last minute anyway.
- Trending Topics: I keep an eye on what’s hot. Then I put my own spin on it, which usually involves more sarcasm than necessary.
4. Learn the Basics of Video Editing (And Question Your Life Choices)
Editing is where the magic happens. It’s also where you’ll lose countless hours of your life. But hey, it’s worth it. Kind of.
- Software: Started with free options like DaVinci Resolve. Felt like learning a new language.
- Tutorials: Watched approximately 17,000 YouTube tutorials. The irony is not lost on me.
- Practice: Edited. A lot. Cried. A lot. Repeat.
5. Optimize for SEO (Because Apparently That’s a Thing)
SEO. Three letters that will haunt your dreams. But if you want people to actually find your videos, you gotta play the game.
- Keywords: Research relevant keywords. Try not to fall asleep.
- Titles and Descriptions: Write catchy titles and descriptions. Resist the urge to use all caps and excessive punctuation.
- Tags: Use relevant tags. No, “please watch my video” is not a good tag.
6. Create a Channel Trailer (Your First Impression. No Pressure.)
Your channel trailer is like a first date. You want to make a good impression, but you also don’t want to try too hard and come off as desperate. Good luck with that.
- Keep It Short: Aim for 30-60 seconds. Any longer and people will lose interest. Just like in real life.
- Show Your Personality: Be yourself. Unless yourself is boring. Then be someone else.
- Call to Action: Tell people what to do. Subscribe, obviously. But ask nicely.
7. Consistency is Key (Or So They Say)
Apparently, you need to post regularly to grow your channel. Who knew?
- Schedule: Set a realistic posting schedule. Then watch as life completely ignores your plans.
- Batch Production: Try to film multiple videos in one go. Enjoy looking like a crazy person with multiple outfit changes.
- Buffer Content: Always have a few videos ready to go. For when life inevitably happens.
8. Engage with Your Audience (Even When They’re… Challenging)
Building a community is crucial. Even if that community is just your mom and that one guy who always leaves weird comments.
- Respond to Comments: Even the weird ones. Especially the weird ones.
- Ask for Feedback: Be prepared for brutal honesty. Try not to cry.
- Live Streams: Interact with your audience in real-time. Pray that your internet doesn’t cut out.
9. Collaborate with Others (Make Friends. Or Frenemies.)
Collaborations can help you grow your channel. They can also be a great way to make new friends. Or mortal enemies. It’s a toss-up.
- Reach Out: Contact other creators in your niche. Try not to sound like a stalker.
- Guest Appearances: Appear in other people’s videos. Try not to completely embarrass yourself.
- Collabs: Work on joint projects. Prepare for creative differences and passive-aggressive comments.
10. Analyze and Adapt (Numbers Are Your Friends. Sort Of.)
Data is important. But don’t let it drive you crazy. (Too late for me, but you still have a chance.)
- Analytics: Check your YouTube analytics regularly. Try not to obsess over every view count.
- Feedback: Listen to your audience. But remember, you can’t please everyone.
- Experiment: Try new things. Some will work. Most won’t. That’s showbiz, baby.
🔆 Take away this: If your videos aren’t occasionally making you want to crawl into a hole and never come out, you’re not trying hard enough. Or you’re lying. Either way, embrace the chaos and keep going.
Conclusion
Starting a YouTube channel isn’t about becoming the next PewDiePie. It’s about creating content you love and connecting with people who appreciate your unique brand of weirdness. And hey, if I can do it, anyone can.
Remember, I’m not an expert. I’m just someone who’s trying to figure this YouTube thing out, one awkward video at a time. If you want actual expert advice, go talk to a real YouTuber or something. But if you’re cool with learning from someone who’s just as confused as you are, stick around. We can be disasters together.
📷If it goes well, I’ll write a post about my YouTube equipment and setup!
Now go forth and create. And maybe buy a better microphone. Trust me on that one.